Please follow the procedures listed below that are relevant to your situation (i.e. male or female).
Procedures for Men:-
1. Pull up to the cash point.
2. Wind down window.
3. Insert cash card and enter pin number.
4. Withdraw cash and remove cash card.
5. Wind up the window and drive off.
Procedures for Women:-
1. Pull up to the cash point.
2. Now reverse and re-align the car closer to the cash point.
3. Re-start stalled engine
4. Re-position the car again as you are actually no closer to the cash point than you were when you started.
5. Apply the handbrake.
6. Empty the contents of your handbag onto the passenger seat to locate your cash card.
7. Put everything back into your handbag except the lipstick you just found that you thought you'd lost 4 months ago.
8. Apply lipstick with the aid of the rear view mirror.
9. Turn down the volume on the car radio.
10. Wind down the window.
11. Open the drivers door slightly to enable you to reach the cash point because you still haven't parked close enough.
12. Insert card.
13. Now remove your Boots bonus points card and insert your actual cash card.
14. Remove cash card and re-insert the correct way up.
15. Empty out the contents of your handbag onto the passenger seat again to locate your diary that has the pin number written inside the back page.
16. Enter pin number.
17. Now press cancel and re-enter the correct pin number this time.
18. Ponder for a few moments over how much cash you actually require (despite the fact that you have had the whole car journey to actually think about it).
19. Select amount of cash required.
20. Remove cash.
21. Re-empty contents of handbag onto passenger seat once more to locate purse.
22. Screw money up and place in purse.
23. Wind up window.
24. Turn car radio back up.
25. Check make-up again.
26. Pull off from cash point and drive for 3 metres before realising you have left your cash card still in the machine.
27. Reverse back to the cash point.
28. Get out of car and step across to cash point as it is not within reach from the car at all now.
29. Remove cash card and locate card holder from amongst the mess still on the passenger seat.
30. Place card in holder.
31. Re-start stalled engine again and drive for about 3 miles.
32. Smell burning?
33. Release handbrake.
Sorry Ladies couldn't resist as I have done this myself.
