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One for the Ladies

Postby mountainman » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:34 am

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America,and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their home. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
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Postby Snad » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Go Girls :wink:
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Postby Filitsa » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:29 pm

I'm certain that you confused the British wife with the American wife. :)
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Postby raymanuva » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:40 pm

dont start with Americans Filitsa...I parapano Americanes enai skatomalakismenes.
cool joke Mountainman
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Postby Filitsa » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:55 pm

I parapano Americanes enai skatomalakismenes.


Raymanuva, dhladh?
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Postby raymanuva » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:00 pm

kati dika mou...
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Postby Snad » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:04 pm

Can anyone tell me what is going on. I don't understand a word of it?? :?
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Postby dms007 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:16 pm

i think they are saying how cypriot women are natural born cleaners and washers.
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Postby raymanuva » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:17 pm

Afu eshis thn Kipriaki simea pano sto Avatar sou re... mathe lio thn glossa.
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Postby Filitsa » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:28 pm

The truth is, Snad, neither do I. I'm not sure if I offended Raymanuva or whether Raymanuva was in agreement with me. If the former, then I apologize.
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