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[bambina]

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.



AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS CYPRIOT:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
4. His mother was sure he was God

[littlemiss]

very good!!!

[mafiot4e]

i found the arguments that he was black most convincing

[Freddy]

Proof that Jesus could never have been a Cypriot:
1. Jesus walked almost everywhere.
2. Jesus didn't eat Kebab.
3. Jesus wasn't deaf.
4. Jesus recognised the colours Red, Amber & Green.
5. Jesus didn't fly a Greek flag.
6. Jesus never promised the earth....
7. Jesus didn't smoke.
8. Jesus knew nothing about Enosis.
9 Jesus wasn't brain washed by the church.
and finally,
10 Jesus's word was gospel!