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[Kikapu]

This joke was told by a man in his 70's in a group of pensioners which were mostly women. I almost fell out of my seat.

A hooker goes to an accountant to have her income taxes filed, and after getting her name and address and so on, he asked her what was her occupation in which she replied, "I'm a whore". The accountant looked at her over his reading glasses and said, I don't think that sounds fitting, in which she said, how about a prostitute, but again he said, not fitting, so she suggested a hooker or a call girl, and again the accountant said it was not fitting. Finally she said, how about a chicken farm worker. The accountant looked at her and said, what the hell does a chicken farm worker has to do with the line of work that you do, in which she replied, well, "I did raise 5,000 cocks last year".

[Kifeas]

This joke was told by a man in his 70's in a group of pensioners which were mostly women. I almost fell out of my seat.

A hooker goes to an accountant to have her income taxes filed, and after getting her name and address and so on, he asked her what was her occupation in which she replied, "I'm a whore". The accountant looked at her over his reading glasses and said, I don't think that sounds fitting, in which she said, how about a prostitute, but again he said, not fitting, so she suggested a hooker or a call girl, and again the accountant said it was not fitting. Finally she said, how about a chicken farm worker. The accountant looked at her and said, what the hell does a chicken farm worker has to do with the line of work that you do, in which she replied, well, "I did raise 5,000 cocks last year".

ΤΑΥΤΗ ΕΥΤΡΑΠΕΛΙΑ ΕΙΧΩΝ ΕΙΠΩΘΕΙ ΠΑΡ ΕΝΟΣ ΑΝΔΡΟΣ ΠΕΡΙ ΤΑΣ ΕΒΔΟΜΗΚΟΝΤΑ ΧΡΟΝΙΣ ΕΙΣ ΜΙΑΝ ΟΜΑΣ ΤΩΝ ΤΟΥ ΚΟΙΝΟΥ ΤΑΜΕΟΣ ΕΥΔΑΙΜΟΝΟΥΝΤΩΝ ΠΡΕΣΒΥΤΕΡΩΝ -ΟΣΤΙΣ ΠΛΕΙΣΤΑΚΙΣ ΓΥΝΑΙΩΝ ΠΟΙΟΥΣΑ. ΕΙΝ ΗΚΟΥΩΝ ΠΑΡ’ ΟΛΙΓΟΙΣ ΕΚ ΤΟΥ ΘΡΟΝΟΥ ΚΑΤΕΠΕΣΩΝ!

ΤΙΝΑ ΚΟΙΝΗ ΠΟΡΕΥΘΕΙΣ ΠΑΡ ΕΝΟΣ ΛΟΓΙΣΤΟΥ ΙΝΑ ΤΟΥΣ ΤΩΝ ΠΡΟΣΟΔΩΝ ΦΟΡΟΥΣ ΑΠΟΔΙΔΗΝ, ΤΕ, ΚΑΤΟΠΙΝ ΛΟΓΙΣΤΗΝ ΤΟ ΟΝΟΜΑΝ ΤΕ ΤΟΝ ΤΟΠΟΝ ΤΙΝΑ ΔΙΑΜΕΝΩΝ ΑΠΕΙΓΓΕΙΛΕΝ; ΤΟ ΤΟΥ ΕΡΓΟΥ ΤΕΛΟΥΣΑ ΠΟΙΟΝ ΑΞΙΩΘΕΝ ΟΣΤΙΣ ΑΠΟΚΡΙΘΕΙΣ ΕΙΠΩΝ ΟΤΙ «ΕΙΣ ΚΟΙΝΗ ΕΣΤΙΝ!» ΛΟΓΙΣΤΗΣ ΟΝ, ΥΠΕΡ ΤΩΝ ΤΟΥ ΤΗΝ ΑΝΑΓΝΩΣΗ ΦΑΚΩΝ ΕΙΣΒΕΛΠΩΝ ΑΝΑΦΩΝΗΣΑΣ, «ΟΥ ΦΡΟΝΗΝ ΤΙΣ ΕΡΓΟΝ ΕΣΤΙΝ ΑΞΙΟΝ,» ΟΣΤΙΣ ΤΑΥΤΗ ΕΙΠΩΝ, «ΤΙΣ ΠΕΡΙ ΕΙΣ ΠΟΡΝΗ;» ΑΛΛ’ ΟΜΩΣ ΑΥΘΙΣ ΟΣ ΑΝΑΦΩΝΗΣΑΣ «ΟΥΚ ΕΣΤΙΝ ΑΞΙΟΝ ΤΟ ΤΟΥ ΕΡΓΟΝ!» …....... ΤΕΛΟΣ ΤΙΝΑ ΕΙΠΩΝ, «ΤΙΣ ΠΕΡΙ ΕΙΝ ΟΡΝΙΣ ΑΥΛΙΟΝ ΕΝ’ΕΡΓΗΣ;» ΛΟΓΙΣΤΗΣ ΟΝ ΕΙΣΒΛΕΠΩΝ ΑΝΑΦΩΝΗΣΑΣ «ΤΙΣ ΤΟΝ ΑΔΗΝ ΙΝΑ ΕΝ’ ΕΡΓΗΣ ΤΟ ΤΑΣ ΟΡΝΙΣ ΑΥΛΙΟΝ ΕΧΟΥΣΗΝ ΜΕΤΑ ΤΟΥ ΣΥ ΠΟΙΕΙΣ ΕΡΓΟΥ ΔΡΩΜΕΝΑ;» ΟΣΤΙΣ ΤΑΥΤΗ ΑΠΟΚΡΙΘΙΣ ΕΙΠΩΝ, «ΟΡΘΩΣ!» «ΠΕΡΙ ΤΟ ΠΑΡΕΛΘΩΝ ΕΤΟΣ, ΟΝΤΩΣ ΕΙΧΩΝ ΠΕΝΤΑΚΙΣΧΙΛΙΣ ΑΛΕΚΤΩΡΕΣ ΤΩΝ ΤΑΣ ΚΕΦΑΛΑΣ ΕΞΕΓΕΙΡΩΝ!»


Tafti eftrapelia ichon ipothi par enos andhros peri tas evdhomikonta chronis, is mian omas ron tou kinou tameos evdhemonounton presviteron -ostis plistakis gineon piousa. In ikouon par’ oligis ek tou thronou katepeson.

Tina kini porefthis par enos logistou ina tous ton prosodon forous apodidιn, te, katopin logistin on to onoma te ton topon tina diamenon apiggilen, to tou ergou telousa pion aksiothisa, ostis apokrithis ipon oti “is kini estin.” Logistis on iper ton tou tin anagnosi fakon isvlepon anafonisas, “ou fronin tis ergon estin aksion,” ostis tafti ipon, “tis peri is porni?” All’omos afthis os anafonisas “ouk estin aksion to tou ergou!” …………… Telos, tina ipon, “tis peri in ornis aulion energies?” Logistis on isvlepon anafonisas: “tis ton adhi ina energies to tas ornis avlion echousin, ,eta tou si poiis ergou dhromena?” Ostis tafti apokrithis ipon, “Orthos!” “Peri to parelthon etos, ontos ichon pentakischilis alektor ton tas Kefalas eksegeiron!”

[cypezokyli]

erotisi : i cannot speak ancient greek , but does "alektor" have in greek , a double meaning as the "cock" has in english ?

[VOID]

nice joke kikapu







http://www.eurogiveaways.com/?p=1&r=47489

[Kikapu]

Kifeas must have liked this joke to translate it into two forms of the Greek written language...feel almost honoured !!!

[Kikapu]

It's that time of the year again for taxes, so it's worth repeating this joke again.!

This joke was told by a man in his 70's in a group of pensioners which were mostly women. I almost fell out of my seat.

A hooker goes to an accountant to have her income taxes filed, and after getting her name and address and so on, he asked her what was her occupation in which she replied, "I'm a whore". The accountant looked at her over his reading glasses and said, "I don't think that sounds fitting", in which she said, "how about a prostitute", but again he said, not fitting, so she suggested a hooker or a call girl, and again the accountant said it was not fitting. Finally she said, "how about a chicken farm worker". The accountant looked at her and said, "what the hell does a chicken farm worker has to do with the line of work that you do", in which she replied, "well, I did raise 5,000 cocks last year".!

[Get Real!]

I was so impressed with it I got you a Chinese translation!


妓女去会计师已提起她所得税后，获得她的姓名和地址等问题，他问她是什么职业，她回答说： “我是一个妓女。 ”会计师看着她在他的老花镜，说： “我不认为恰当的声音” ，她说： “怎么样妓女” ，但他再次表示，不恰当的，因此她建议妓女或应召女郎，并再次会计师说，这是不恰当的。最后她说， “怎么样一个鸡场工人” 。会计师望着她，并说， “地狱不养鸡场工人跟线的工作，你这样做” ，她回答说： “嗯，我也提高5000旋塞去年” 。 ！

[Kikapu]

I was so impressed with it I got you a Chinese translation!


妓女去会计师已提起她所得税后，获得她的姓名和地址等问题，他问她是什么职业，她回答说： “我是一个妓女。 ”会计师看着她在他的老花镜，说： “我不认为恰当的声音” ，她说： “怎么样妓女” ，但他再次表示，不恰当的，因此她建议妓女或应召女郎，并再次会计师说，这是不恰当的。最后她说， “怎么样一个鸡场工人” 。会计师望着她，并说， “地狱不养鸡场工人跟线的工作，你这样做” ，她回答说： “嗯，我也提高5000旋塞去年” 。 ！

Any more translations by anyone.!

[bill cobbett]

It is even funnier in Catalan. Have a read of this....

Una puta se'n va per a un comptable per fer que s'arxivin els seus impostos sobre la renda, i després que aconseguint el seu nom i adreça etcètera, li preguntés què era la seva ocupació en la qual responia, "Sóc una puta". El comptable la mirava sobre els seus gots|ulleres de lectura i deia, "No penso allò instal·lació|mobiliari de sons", en la qual deia, "com sobre una prostituta", però una altra vegada deia, no cabent, així suggeria una puta o una noia de crida|trucada, i una altra vegada el comptable deia que no estava cabent. Finalment deia, "com sobre un treballador de granja de pollastre". El comptable la mirava i deia, "el que l'infern fa a un treballador de granja de pollastre ha de fer amb la línia|recta de treball|feina|obra que fa", a la qual responia "que, bé, criava 5,000 galls el darrer any".!!!!!

[Get Real!]

It seems to get even funnier with every language!