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Income tax return for a hooker...

We all need a good laugh.

Postby T_C » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:21 am

I just put it through a Turkish translator....

A çengel goes -e doğru an muhasebeci -e doğru -si olmak onu gelir tahsilât eğe , ve -den sonra getting onu ad ve adres yazmak vesaire , o yanlamasına onu ne was onu meslek içinde hangi o aslına çok benzeyen I'm a orospu ". belgili tanımlık muhasebeci bakmak vasıl onu yere onun gönüllülük gözlük ve adı geçen I sakin düşünmek adl. şu sağlam uygun , içinde hangi o adı geçen , nasıl hakkında a fahişelik yapmak , ama bir daha o adı geçen , değil uygun , öylesine o önermek a çengel ya da a seslenmek kız , ve bir daha belgili tanımlık muhasebeci adı geçen o was değil uygun. nihayet o adı geçen , nasıl hakkında a piliç çiftlik amele. belgili tanımlık muhasebeci bakmak vasıl onu ve adı geçen , ne belgili tanımlık cehennem does a piliç çiftlik amele bkz. have -e doğru yapmak ile belgili tanımlık içini kaplamak -in iş adl. şu sen yapmak , içinde hangi o aslına çok benzeyen , su kuyusu I did kaldırmak 5,000 horozibiği son yıl ".


What a translation! I'm blown away.... :lol: :lol:
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Postby T_C » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:22 am

Even the Turkish words are wrong. :lol:
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Postby doesntmatter » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:39 am

[quote="Kikapu"]It's that time of the year again for taxes, so it's worth repeating this joke again.!

This joke was told by a man in his 70's in a group of pensioners which were mostly women. I almost fell out of my seat. /quote]

What I would like to know is what is Kikapu doing in a mostly women pensioners group, twice? :lol:
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Postby Kikapu » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:37 pm

doesntmatter wrote:
What I would like to know is what is Kikapu doing in a mostly women pensioners group, twice? :lol:



I can assure you, it was not at the "Old Wild Hens Whorehouse" in Texas.! :lol:

I kind of like that name.! :lol: :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:22 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Get Real! wrote:I was so impressed with it I got you a Chinese translation! 8)

妓女去会计师已提起她所得税后,获得她的姓名和地址等问题,他问她是什么职业,她回答说: “我是一个妓女。 ”会计师看着她在他的老花镜,说: “我不认为恰当的声音” ,她说: “怎么样妓女” ,但他再次表示,不恰当的,因此她建议妓女或应召女郎,并再次会计师说,这是不恰当的。最后她说, “怎么样一个鸡场工人” 。会计师望着她,并说, “地狱不养鸡场工人跟线的工作,你这样做” ,她回答说: “嗯,我也提高5000旋塞去年” 。 !
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Any more translations by anyone.! :lol:


Maybe in local dialects too - come on you Scots, Geordies, Scousers, Black Country people etc - can you translate this into 'your language'? It may prove to be a laugh! :lol:
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Postby observer » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:17 pm

Get Real! wrote:Image It seems to get even funnier with every language!


It doesn't sound very funny in German

Ein Hooker geht zu einem Buchhalter, ihre Einkommenssteuern zu haben archiviert, und nachdem er und so weiter ihr Namens- und Adresse erhalten hatte, fragte er sie, was ihre Besetzung, in der sie antwortete, " war; Ich bin ein whore". Der Buchhalter betrachtete sie über seinen Lesegläsern und sagte, Ich denken nicht, das Befestigung klingt, in der sie sagte, wie über ein Prostituiertees, aber wieder ihn sagte und nicht passte, also sie einen Hooker oder ein Anrufmädchen vorschlug und wieder der Buchhalter sagte, dass es nicht passte. Schließlich sagte sie, wie über einen HuhnLandarbeiter. Der betrachtete und gesagte Buchhalter ihr, was einen HuhnLandarbeiter tut, bezieht der Linie der Arbeit, die Sie tun, in dem sie gut antwortete " mit ein; Ich hob 5.000 Hahnen letztes Jahr das " an.

... but then, what does?
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