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Schoolboy sex (slightly rude)

Postby RichardB » Tue May 23, 2006 11:21 am

I came home from work to find my wife very upset
"Whats wrong?" says I
"Jonny (our twelve year old son) says he had sex at school today" she says.
Being the good father i felt the need to investigate.
"Whats this" says I "why are you telling your mother you had sex at school today"
"Its true" says Jonny "We did English, Maths Geography and then had sex"
"Well" says I
"You are a bit young for this but between me and you son Well done. Tell me when are you going to have sex again?.
Jonny looked at me painfully and repied "Not for a while Dad . My arse still hurts"

Ok its not the best but its the cleanest i know
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Postby Kikapu » Wed May 24, 2006 1:49 am

RichardB,
You shouldn't really make jokes about children and sex together, specially sex(rape) with an adult (teacher) and a child. I know it's only a joke, but it's hard to laugh at it. If the son was over 18, it would have been very funny.
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Postby complexity » Wed May 24, 2006 9:50 am

whatever , this joke sounds better in greek :)
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Postby ecpersonals » Wed May 24, 2006 10:23 am

Sounds like a Bambos joke to me.
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Postby complexity » Fri May 26, 2006 9:06 am

bombos
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Postby VOID » Mon May 29, 2006 2:11 am

nope,dind't work out for me.......
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Postby RichardB » Wed May 31, 2006 11:59 pm

All i can say is that is was meant as a JOKE Sorry but i dont understand the referals to Bambos.

Mind looking at the hits on this one I'm a bit worried that it may have something to do with the word ess.eee. ex in the title.

What type of person do we have on this forum??? (oops)
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Postby Pasha » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:35 pm

hahahaha
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Postby NataliaAngel » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:33 am

It was predictable.
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Postby TheCabbie » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:58 am

RichardB wrote:What type of person do we have on this forum??? (oops)


Wankers are well represented. :wink:
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