So where's our money?
By Charlie Charalambous
Before we go any further, this column took absolutely no money off the UN to promote love and understanding.
Nor was it greased with US funds to espouse Washington’s grand design.
So, just in case you are scouring through any secret accounts of traitors who took greenbacks from the Man, you won’t find me on it. Nevertheless, I’m quite disturbed that no large envelopes were placed outside my door.
If the donkey sanctuary got a load of dosh to act as a bridge across the divide, then I’m perfectly qualified to waste US dollars as well. Moreover, even if it wasn’t given to me or a donkey, the end result would be the same: An island of valiant peace-snubbing individuals. It’s taken Washington $450m, spent over the past 30 years, to wake up and realise they’ve been talking to a brick wall.
It shouldn’t be the Cyprus government throwing accusations about American money going in to the pockets of Cypriot politicians, but the American taxpayer asking why.
Why was a $100,000 in US tax payer’s money spent to produce a book on Cyprus art? Books are powerful tools, but I’m sure this particular edition did not advance reconciliation through the paint brush.
It should have dawned on the Yanks that Cypriots are not worth the time or the money.
This bi-communal funding business is akin to throwing fish at seals: Cypriots will lap up the money but don’t expect them to be better human beings for it.
We may not be the biggest peaceniks the Earth has ever seen, but we can scam the pants off anybody.
The Cyprus problem is a humungous money-spinner, so why solve it, when over half this island makes a living from it?
Not least, political reputations are made are lost on it. If we didn’t have this problem, what else would we do or talk about. Or is that the fault of the Americans as well?
Oh yeah, I forgot, they started it, along with the British. I suppose if they started it, then they should pay to fix it. Although buying the Annan vote would appear a rather thankless and stupid task.
Haven’t they heard the president tell them this country is not for sale (well not at current prices anyway).
Having said that, Papadoc should be thankful that "unacceptable" American interference only extends to throwing money at the "yes men."
He should also be happy that such American philanthropy is not the same as has been dished out in Chile, Cuba, Iraq, Cambodia, Grenada or Afghanistan et al. I know this government would like to revisit the Cold War era - when our next door neighbour was a potential enemy of the state - but didn’t we just sign away our sovereign rights to Brussels?
The European Constitution says we must do as the Europeans do. And if I recall rightly, the Europeans told us to swallow the Annan Plan hook, line and sinker.
In the theatre of politics this issue is a great diversion from what is actually happening on the ground. There is nothing happening around here, apart from the peace push being put indefinitely on ice.
However, there are still other matters that the government shouldn’t be allowed to escape without criticism.
This administration likes to talk the talk about democracy and transparency, so why is this not translated into the workings of our education system?
Unsurprisingly, our state schools system is run by old so and so's who were last in a classroom before the printing press was invented. The dinosaurs shaping our children’s future have never been tested for their aptitude or suitability to teach, but are given the job anyway. Moreover, their only claim to fame is having the patience of a saint to remain for decades on a recruitment list until the call comes for a cushy job with state pension benefits. These people are not mental athletes but serve as a barnacle on our educational progress.
But we really mustn’t expect anything else in the land where cronyism is king of a very tiny castle.
Maybe, the Americans could pay for an Old Farts sanctuary where these would-be academics could rest on their laurels without doing collateral damage in a classroom.
That would be money well spent.