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Postby bones » Wed May 03, 2006 8:34 am

Its astounding how the loyal wife always stands by their man, bullshit if ever i heard it, the mans a complete plonker and his wife knows it, she just dare not admit it!!!! :(
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Postby twinkle » Wed May 03, 2006 9:00 am

The press used to call him 2 Jags for his the cars he owned. Now they are calling him 2 Shags :) :D
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Postby bones » Wed May 03, 2006 6:50 pm

Nearer 3 now i hear :oops: :oops:
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Postby stuballstu » Wed May 03, 2006 7:06 pm

Well it means that there is hope for all 60 something grossly overweight Englishmen in the female pulling dept. With the size of his belly it beggars belief the last time he saw his meat and 2 veg.

You can see the conversation with his secretary, both of them in the nude.

she says "who are you gonna satisfy with that?"

Pressa replies "ME!.......Dont worry about the size of it, there is 23 stone pushing it"
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Postby Greek goddess » Wed May 03, 2006 7:28 pm

bones wrote:Its astounding how the loyal wife always stands by their man, bullshit if ever i heard it, the mans a complete plonker and his wife knows it, she just dare not admit it!!!! :(


Maybe she is more worried loosing her status as the wife of the deputy prime minister.
Or maybe just maybe she was glad she didn’t have to do her wifely duty. :wink: :wink:
Who knows?
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Postby konrad » Tue May 09, 2006 11:26 am

size IS importanat
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BRITISH DEPUTY PM IS A SEX CRAZED FATTY

Postby lysi » Tue May 09, 2006 3:17 pm

bones wrote:Prescott! can any one female in her right mind be in any way attracted to that man!!!! I dont think so. Now one of the 'quality' UK papers has the headline "Pressa the sex diaries" The mind boggles. :oops:


And the greedy fat pig is still being paid a fortune & other perks for doing sod all. the police are investigating prescott for having sex in a public government office :eyecrazy:
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Postby theresa » Tue May 09, 2006 3:34 pm

The attraction must have been his powerful position!!!! I agree Lysi hes a fat pig - the woman must have been desperate or daft (or blind) or all three!!! Doesnt look like he will be in trouble though, all will be swept under the filthy carpet as usual, and these people run the country, what a joke.
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Postby GG » Tue May 09, 2006 3:46 pm

Lets not forget that a man in power is still a man.

He still has weaknesses and is still prone to temptation no matter how fat he is.
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Postby Sotos » Tue May 09, 2006 3:55 pm

He still has weaknesses and is still prone to temptation no matter how fat he is.


If he is very fat then some sex positions would not be viable for his partner :P
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