A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!"
"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
Bull
9 posts
• Page 1 of 1
by Leonidas » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:14 am
Sotos wrote:it was not my best joke. I admit itInstead of explanation I will give you a tip: How did the rancher know how the pills tasted?
It tastes like peppermint??? lol
Maybe it was the rancher that took care of some of them cows toooooooo
-
Leonidas - Contributor
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:27 pm
- Location: USA
by malaka » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:30 am
I get it.
Do they tell many Irish jokes in Cyprus??
In Australia all the jokes that make fun of an individual
the Irish cop it. For example
There is an Irish man, Aussie (Australian) and a Cypriot They are all construction workers and work on a skyscraper. Come lunch time they sit on the edge 50 stories up and open the lunch boxes one by one. Nick the cypriot opens his and finds bread cheese olives salami he looks at the others and says THATS IT im so sick of the same lucnh every day if my wife packs this tommorow I will jump of this building.
Martin the Aussie opens his and finds a meat pie and coke THATS IT he crys if my wife packs me the same 2morow I will also jump.
Patty the Irish man opens his and finds a cheese sandwich he also screams out the same.
The next day at lunch time the Cypriot opens his lunch box and finds bread cheese olives salami he stands up and jumps to his death. Same as the Aussie and Irish man they both jump and die because they have the same lunch as the previous day.
At the funerals all the wifes are there Nicks wife crying and shouting he should have told me I would not have packed the same lunch. Martins wife the same then Patty's wife cries out in an Irish accent I dont know what was wrong with Patty he packed his own lunches
Do they tell many Irish jokes in Cyprus??
In Australia all the jokes that make fun of an individual
the Irish cop it. For example
There is an Irish man, Aussie (Australian) and a Cypriot They are all construction workers and work on a skyscraper. Come lunch time they sit on the edge 50 stories up and open the lunch boxes one by one. Nick the cypriot opens his and finds bread cheese olives salami he looks at the others and says THATS IT im so sick of the same lucnh every day if my wife packs this tommorow I will jump of this building.
Martin the Aussie opens his and finds a meat pie and coke THATS IT he crys if my wife packs me the same 2morow I will also jump.
Patty the Irish man opens his and finds a cheese sandwich he also screams out the same.
The next day at lunch time the Cypriot opens his lunch box and finds bread cheese olives salami he stands up and jumps to his death. Same as the Aussie and Irish man they both jump and die because they have the same lunch as the previous day.
At the funerals all the wifes are there Nicks wife crying and shouting he should have told me I would not have packed the same lunch. Martins wife the same then Patty's wife cries out in an Irish accent I dont know what was wrong with Patty he packed his own lunches
-
malaka - Contributor
- Posts: 203
- Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:47 am
- Location: AUSTRALIA
by malaka » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:49 am
3 kids at pre school. 4 year olds Mary Jonhnie & Jimmy the abbo (aborigine) (black Australian)
After lunch the teacher says to the kids we are going to have a spelling test if you get the spelling correct you can have an early mark.
Teacher looks at Mary and asks what did u do at lucnh time Mary? Mary replies I played in the sand pit with Johnie thats good says the teacher if you can spell sand you can go home S A N D Mary replies correct says the teacher u can go home Teacher looks at Johnie and asks what did u do at lunch time, Johnie replies I played in the sand pit with Mary. Good says the teacher spell pit and u can can go home P I T correct u can also go home.
The teacher looks at Jimmy the abbo and asks what did u do at lunch time. I wanted to play in the sand pit with Mary and Johnie but they would not let me. Thats ok the teacher replies if u can spell racial discrimination u can go home.
After lunch the teacher says to the kids we are going to have a spelling test if you get the spelling correct you can have an early mark.
Teacher looks at Mary and asks what did u do at lucnh time Mary? Mary replies I played in the sand pit with Johnie thats good says the teacher if you can spell sand you can go home S A N D Mary replies correct says the teacher u can go home Teacher looks at Johnie and asks what did u do at lunch time, Johnie replies I played in the sand pit with Mary. Good says the teacher spell pit and u can can go home P I T correct u can also go home.
The teacher looks at Jimmy the abbo and asks what did u do at lunch time. I wanted to play in the sand pit with Mary and Johnie but they would not let me. Thats ok the teacher replies if u can spell racial discrimination u can go home.
-
malaka - Contributor
- Posts: 203
- Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:47 am
- Location: AUSTRALIA
9 posts
• Page 1 of 1
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests
© 2002 - 2015 Cyprus-Forum.com
