Working people in Cyprus frequently ask retired expats what they do to make their days interesting.
For example, the other day I went into Paphos town and went into a shop and I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for parking half on the pavement blocking the walkway. So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the 4x4.s windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.
But I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.