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[rawk]

Thats decided then, we just eat pumpernickle instead!

rawk

[Leonidas]

Thats decided then, we just eat pumpernickle instead!

rawk

I would too as long she is female

[pumpernickle]

Luck's out. I'm a great big, grizzly hulk of a hairy man.
Hopefully, this does not come as a source of encouragement. I love how people also assume me to be British or whatever. I can't remember revealing my nationality. Must be my amazing use of the english language.

Anyway, back to your discussion of Pumpernickle and its uses in the kitchen. Pleaase continue.

[Leonidas]

Luck's out. I'm a great big, grizzly hulk of a hairy man.
Hopefully, this does not come as a source of encouragement. I love how people also assume me to be British or whatever. I can't remember revealing my nationality. Must be my amazing use of the english language.

Anyway, back to your discussion of Pumpernickle and its uses in the kitchen. Pleaase continue.

You are funny Pumpernickle.

[pumpernickle]

Leonides,

I don't mean to sound arrogant. But it's God Damned hard being this cool.



If I were any better, they'd kill me, embalm me and lay me next to Lenin in that kryogenically frozen coffin in Moscow.

There'd be pilgramiges from people who had merely heard of my name by random passers by. The effect of my brilliance would make hitherto worthless existences joyous and satisfying.

Svetlana and Piraeus would get pay rises, just to read my threads and cope with the glaring brilliance of my prose.

Huggies would experience 70% rises in their shares on the Nasdaq, due to swollen stocks and profits because people would be pissing themselves in their millions in sheer awe at my verbal tenacity and spectacular talent.

Cyprus Forum needs me. In the same way as a tree needs sun and carbon dioxide, and Rauf Denktash needs to lose about 40 kilos.

It'll be a sad day in the depths of frozen sh1t hole hell when Kuria. Admin bans my beautiful ass.

So for now, you can sunbathe in my words of majesty.
And anyone who don't like it, you can look for an anagram of 'kiss my mutherf****ing ass' in the word 'Pumpernickle'.

Ta da.

[rawk]

Do you think he's saying goodbye?

rawk

[Leonidas]

Leonides,

I don't mean to sound arrogant. But it's God Damned hard being this cool.



If I were any better, they'd kill me, embalm me and lay me next to Lenin in that kryogenically frozen coffin in Moscow.

There'd be pilgramiges from people who had merely heard of my name by random passers by. The effect of my brilliance would make hitherto worthless existences joyous and satisfying.

Svetlana and Piraeus would get pay rises, just to read my threads and cope with the glaring brilliance of my prose.

Huggies would experience 70% rises in their shares on the Nasdaq, due to swollen stocks and profits because people would be pissing themselves in their millions in sheer awe at my verbal tenacity and spectacular talent.

Cyprus Forum needs me. In the same way as a tree needs sun and carbon dioxide, and Rauf Denktash needs to lose about 40 kilos.

It'll be a sad day in the depths of frozen sh1t hole hell when Kuria. Admin bans my beautiful ass.

So for now, you can sunbathe in my words of majesty.
And anyone who don't like it, you can look for an anagram of 'kiss my mutherf****ing ass' in the word 'Pumpernickle'.

Ta da.

Okay I got it LOL

[Hazza]

pumpernickle, you're too modest mate, way too modest

[andri_cy]

Why don't we have a vote..... Hang on a minute, what exactly is a pumpernickle?

rawk

Its bread that is really nice tasting but very very dark colored. It is much more dark than whole wheat. It is good warm with butter.

[Sotos]

Do you think he's saying goodbye?

I think he wants to say goodbye but he can't leave us. So he is trying to make the Admin to ban him