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Slap in the face.

Postby MR-from-NG » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:56 pm

A Greek, A Turk And 2 Women Are On A Train...

In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Greek man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought: - "That Greek idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face". (2) The fat lady thought: - "This dirty old Greek man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) The Greek man thought: - "That stupid Turkish man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) The Turkish man thought: - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Greek again".
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Postby davidp » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent!!
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Postby GIz33k0 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:04 pm

NO NO NO ... you have got it all wrong =S!

This is the correct version thanks,

A Greek, A Turk And 2 Women Are On A Train...

In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought: - "That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face". (2) The fat lady thought: - "This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) The Turkish man thought: - "That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) The Greek man thought: - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turk again".
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Postby MR-from-NG » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:30 pm

OK,if you say so.
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Postby GIz33k0 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:36 pm

trying to frame the greeks aye! :wink: ... not on my account :?
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Postby dms007 » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:38 am

either way the greek and the turk are stupid enough to slap eachother when they could have done something to the fantastic looking blonde....
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Postby kerez » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:49 pm

dms007 wrote:either way the greek and the turk are stupid enough to slap eachother when they could have done something to the fantastic looking blonde....


Exactly like a gang bang with the blonde and the fat lady uses her camcorder to record it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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