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Andreas and Costas were a couple of drinking buddies, who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Paphos. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Andreas said, "Man I wish we had something to drink".

Costas said, "Me too.You know I have heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You want to try it?"

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Andreas wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great. No hangovers! No bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... it's Costas.

Costas says "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Andreas says, "I feel great, how about you?"

Costas says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hang over?"

Andreas says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff-no hangovers-nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yea, well there's just one thing......"

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No."

"Well don't, 'cos I'm in Larnaca."