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Advanced Life Support Technique

Postby davidp » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:25 pm

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and
two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table, turned to look
at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her
arse.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
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