They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called....he hasn't written....."
Bill and Mary get married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to mum and dad's
for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up
and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door
to go to school, he asks his mum if Bill and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? "
His mum replies, "Never mind what you think!
Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and
asks his mum, "Are Bill and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mum replies, "Never mind what
You think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Are Bill and Mary up yet?"
His mum says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "OK! What do you think?"
He says, "Well, last night Bill came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him
My airplane glue."
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
P.S (PROBABLY A CYPRIOT POSTMAN)
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.
The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.
The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"
"It's a condom," The first lady replies.
"Well, where can you buy those?"
the second lady asks.
"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.
So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.
"Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"
So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."
A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.
