at the Vet when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer
and say, "So whay are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything, the sofa, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed". The Doberman says, "So what is the
Vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The
Labrador says, "I am a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I
just dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig up carpets, but I went over
the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch". "So what
are they going to do to you?" the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection," replied the
dejected Labrador.
The Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks "Why are you here then?" "I'm a
humper," the Doberman says, "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow,
the table, fire hydrants, whatever I want to hump, everything I see. Yesterday
my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes and
I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The
Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So lethal injection for you
too huh?" "No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm just here to get my nails clipped!
