Pirateus, you betray a classic cypriot prejudice against the englishman.....that he is some kind of ignorant oaf who comes to cyprus for the sun and just complains.
You couldnt be more wrong about my wonderful, amazing self if you tried, so don't even try to pigeon hole me.
I am completely adjusted and integrated, and am more than friends with a large number of cypriots. Your image of some bitter twisted fool all alone in his apartment is a false one. Sorry to shatter your cosy myth.
My views on the cypriot and his or her ancestry are a matter for discourse and debate. And of course, congratulation for its sheer incisiveness and credulity. I back my sh1t up, although in oft crude and colourful vernacular.
So, I'll get back to my job of speaking my mind.
You can get back to your job of not speaking your mind, and moderating the Cyprus Forum. Thanks.