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[davidp]

Two Aussies, Bruce & Ken were down on their luck and hanging out for a
cold drink or three. After checking their pockets and finding only 50
cents, Bruce came up with a brilliant strategy. "I'll take the 50 cents
and show you how we can drink all day for free!"

Quickly, he went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage, which
he stuck in Ken's fly. They then went to a nearby hotel. "Two beers"' said
Bruce to the bartender. They downed them as fast as they could and the
bartender waited for the money.

All of a sudden, Bruce got down on his knees and began sucking the sausage
hanging out of Ken's fly. "Get out of my pub, you filthy poofters!", the
bartender screamed and booted them out the door.

They did this all day, visiting about 16 pubs. "I just can't do this
anymore", Bruce whined. "My knees are getting sore from kneeling".

"It's alright for you", Ken replied. "I lost the sausage after the third
pub."