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How to solve the Cyprus problem in one easy step

Postby pumpernickle » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:31 pm

Grant the remains of the Famagusta district independence....thus allieviating the political system in cyprus of this weird, bizarre, perverted right wing force for oddness.

Sorry. But the red earth villages aren't exactly full of the most rational, pacifistic types. Give them their own country, and they'd prob stop sending their children to cabarets, turning them into women hating loons, and thus stop the fascist party of cyprus from beng so influential.

the result?

peace and harmony following a resounding yes vote in a UN plan.
Thus, the solution to the Cyppie prob

then, once unity has been achieved, Cyprus could invade the Republic of Famagusta, and reclaim her lands...enslaving a peope who, to be honest, aren't even fit for slavery their that backwards.

Re- SULT.
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Postby Agios Amvrosios » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:09 am

I'm not voting yes for the return of Famagusta- I want Agios Amvrosios.
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Postby lysi » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:37 pm

PIMPERNIPPLE, you are a total english prat, are you employed by the turkish ministry for bullshit ?
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Postby Michael » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:47 pm

Mr Pimpernickle are you on any medication?
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Postby pumpernickle » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:07 pm

everything I say is pre-medicated.

(drum roll, cybal clashhhh....)
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