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by **VOID** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:15 am

CIA application

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background check,
interviews, and testing were there were three finalists... two men and a
woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent
said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go
home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with
tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You
don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks",
she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.