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Postby VOID » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:13 am

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $ 10.00

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, 'I am."

Replies the man, Well, then, wash your hands because I want a
CHEESE SANDWICH!"
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Postby Leonidas » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:50 pm

Ok I m lost on this one.
Maybe I am too thick today LOL
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Postby stuff » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:15 am

no way u can be lost on this one leo! :wink:
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Postby Leonidas » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:22 am

stuff wrote:no way u can be lost on this one leo! :wink:


I don t know why but I am lost.
Definetly I would not had asked for a sandwich LOL.
What am I missing here?
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Postby stuff » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:19 pm

silly me ..yes you wouldnt!
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Postby Leonidas » Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:33 pm

stuff wrote:silly me ..yes you wouldnt!

:D weeeeeeeeeeeeell
One can not live on food only lol
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