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[pumpernickle]

Seeing as it's all gone rather tits up over recent decades, there is a fantastic solution, one that cannot be ignored any longer.

Get the Brits back! Come on, makes perfect sense. Britain ran Cyprus fine, when she was a little darling jewel amidst the titanic emeralds in her majesties crown. Submit yourself, oh Cyprus, to the glorious motherland that is mother blighty.

cos to be honest, the words piss up, brewery, and couldn't organise leap to mind when I think of cypriot politics and administration.

It is a bit of a joke to be in a situation when half your country has been nabbed by your neighbour, on account of reckless politics and lack of aforethought.

The good ol UK 'l sort it

[VEX8]

Jees, genuinely made me laugh.

I bet you by post 4 someone has used the words Imperialism, fascist and quite possibly fart, depending on which 'Frothy Coffee Phillosopher' gets here first.

[pumpernickle]

I await the shower of predictable responses with glee.

Funny thing is, I actually believe it!

ha! Come on, we didn't own 1/3 the planet for nothing. We are superior. People need to get used to that.

[VEX8]

Say your prayers....i think i hear the rumbling of a hoard of angry keyboards.....

[pumpernickle]

Say your prayers....i think i hear the rumbling of a hoard of angry keyboards.....

lol

but be patient. First comes the dull thud of bodies hitting the rug, following the short sharp pain of a heart attack.

or perhaps silence may follow, since there is no come back to the point made in my thread.

In which case, my idea reigns supreme. There is nothing to do but bid thee all a good night, and remember....Her Majesty watches over you foolish former Commonweathians, and hopes that one day you will come to your senses and SUBMIT! submit God damn you, to the mighty throne.


THRONE!!

[cypezokyli]

totally against

[The Cypriot]

The British? No, let's go the whole hog and bring back the Romans. They'd have sorted the Cyprus problem out straight away. Nail anyone preaching love and unity to a tree so the natives could get on with slagging each other and the world off while waiting for a saviour that was never going to come... Now that's what I call divide and rule.

[Leonidas]

Jees, genuinely made me laugh.

I bet you by post 4 someone has used the words Imperialism, fascist and quite possibly fart, depending on which 'Frothy Coffee Phillosopher' gets here first.

Well I guess I HAVE to put my few cents in to this. Or is it Pence? I m confused.

If that happens then I would like to see THE USA, them Imperialist, Fascists, play a role into whatever happens.
As THE superpower they need to have their nose up your Limey arse to make sure you can handle the non Fasist non Imperialists.

Hey VEX. How did I do bud? Think I sound liberal? Or too communistic? Just practicing my Acting skills.

Besides, someone had to make you look good. LOL

Man I am bored. To be here in the forum and talking trash. OR wait. It was the truth and nothing but the truth so help me God. Or was it made up? I m confused now.
I got facts and I got history to prove what I just said, I think, so I can be taken seriously. (as if I give a S@#t )
IF I only could find them. grrrrrrrrr S**ttttttttttt, I left them on the fireplace. Got to run, the house is on fire.

[lysi]

Pimpernipple, you are a first class british PRAT.
Do you know how many young cypriots were executed by your british army in the 1950,s ? or how many cypriots were beaten up and abused ?
Just like what your army of occupation in IRAQ is doing now.

[Strahd]

don't waste your time on idiots... they are just pulling your leg... the funny thing is they never do it in front of you because they are just a bunch of faggots. Go and beat some more children and you may feel better good old UK...