firstly, a faggot is a type of meatball. Do you think meatballs can type english on an internet forum? idiot.
Second, a bunch is unlikely to consist of two things. It's going to be more isn't it, I mean, you don't go and buy a bunch of two flowers do you? unless you're particularly stupid or stingy. Feel bad for your missus.
Third, I don't beat children. That would be scandalous, if not highly illegal. Although I do like beating leather on wicket. It's simply cricket. oh yes. It is cricket.
Cricket cricket cricket....
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