"you have been very good servants of our lord.So you get another go on earth as anyone of your own choice".
The first one says she wants to go back as Sophia Loren.
"Fine," says St Peter,and off she goes.
The second one say she wants to go back as Gina Lolobrigida.
"fine,"says St Peter and off she goes.
The third nun says she want to go back as Sarah Pipeline.
"Who?" exclaims St Peter," I know noone on earth by that name".
She pulls out a newspaper clipping."Here...look" she says.
St Peter reads the headline:SAHARA PIPELINE...LAID DAILY BY 500 MEN
