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[pumpernickle]

The Cyprus Weekly is full of sh1t sometimes,

and don't think the Greek press is going to escape that easily from my wrath either, I've seen the headlines.

Dear God, have you heard!

A timid, softly spoken foreign secretary to a country 2,126 miles away criticises an elected representative of the Republic of Cyprus....it's an outrage!

"Relations between the two countries have sunk to a new low"

"My cat is so traumatised by the disgusting remarks, and treasonous, hideous assault on our pride, it jumped into my microwave and cooked itself in protest"

"My mum heard the news of what that evil monster Straw said about Tassos, she strung herself and her 5 kids up, and lay dangling in the wind until the striking potato farmers ended their fag break momentarily to haul them down and hold a spontaneous minute's silence in favour of the loved martyrs"

Cyprus Weekly, right wing Cypriot press, reactionary, ignorant GC pundits.............f*ck off.

Look - On planet earth, when politicians criticise the actions, words and political behaviours of other politicians, it is called....normal. It's what politicians do. They comment and take a stand on the stances of others. It doesn't mean that nasty meany weany Jacky Straw-ey hates poor Mr Beleaguered Mr Tassy Wassy opoloussy. It just means he disagrees with him. And it does not mean he is anti Greek or pro-Turk.

It's a bit like saying, oh look, there's a man in a field mowing corn....that must mean he is a commie b*stard veggie lover son-of-a-bitch who wants to kill people who eat kebabs and take over their land and marry their daughters.

Or, it could mean....the farmer mows corn for a living. GET OVER IT.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe the frenzy people get in over here about no news at all. I'd rather read about cats stuck in mic.....I mean, trees. yeah.

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You do realise you're being funny in a Humour Free Zone ???

[pumpernickle]

oh for heaven's sake, this is the last "Straw"

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Oh my God...........can it get any worse?

[pumpernickle]

well, I would like to take the debate to the politically obsessed in this forum, but somehow............


.......I don't think their arguments are.........."Straw-ng" enough ???

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For the love of God................have mercy.

[Sotos]

ignorant GC pundits.............f*ck off.

Are you fucking off yourself?