Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary!
The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies.
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff at Last.'"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)