need to visit cyprus
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need to visit cyprus
by crossralph » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:40 pm
i am interesting in visiting cyprus,and i have never been there all my life,and i am right now in cape verde island,but a non citizen and will like to visit via submarine, for it is my dream,therefor i need to know all it will take me to be there.
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by crossralph » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:43 pm
pls i need to all it will take me to visit cyprus island,i am in cape verde island,but non citizen and will like to go via submarine,
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by bigfatlondonboy » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:59 pm
we all live in a yellow submarine a yellow submarine.........
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by pumpernickle » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:49 pm
They abandoned the passenger submarines in 2001, after an explosion at a lemon factory in Salamis.
The fumes leaked into the sea, causing a rise in the levels of citric acid. Which as everyone knows, easily corrodes the under bellies of passenger subs causing lethal leaking.
As a result, please consider visiting cyprus using the Holo-Chopper. It s a helicopter in the manifestation of a hologram, so it does not actually exisit in this dimension, but nevertheless can carry people stationed south of the tropic of cancer for approximately 2,678.34569783 miles. So I think you as a Cape Verde resident are just about viable for this method of public transportation.
Mind though, the cost can be exhorbitant.
Plus the Turks charge 10 Bolivian Pesos (these are used by fishermen in spanish made one armed bandits imported to the island following Castro's capture of Cuba) whenever you enter their airspace, so be bloody careful ok.
I once used a chopper. Of the knife kind of course. Nasty bit of grissle on that leg o' lamb I tells thee. But I'm over it. Pulled a muscle in my elbow but other than that, the butchery went fine as peach punch.
bye.
The fumes leaked into the sea, causing a rise in the levels of citric acid. Which as everyone knows, easily corrodes the under bellies of passenger subs causing lethal leaking.
As a result, please consider visiting cyprus using the Holo-Chopper. It s a helicopter in the manifestation of a hologram, so it does not actually exisit in this dimension, but nevertheless can carry people stationed south of the tropic of cancer for approximately 2,678.34569783 miles. So I think you as a Cape Verde resident are just about viable for this method of public transportation.
Mind though, the cost can be exhorbitant.
Plus the Turks charge 10 Bolivian Pesos (these are used by fishermen in spanish made one armed bandits imported to the island following Castro's capture of Cuba) whenever you enter their airspace, so be bloody careful ok.
I once used a chopper. Of the knife kind of course. Nasty bit of grissle on that leg o' lamb I tells thee. But I'm over it. Pulled a muscle in my elbow but other than that, the butchery went fine as peach punch.
bye.
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by simonwjones » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:57 pm
I've just heard they have re-opened the red submarine line. It is however only available to pensioners and those people who have passes for the old green line
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