and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the
pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you
ever had contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well
I once touched with the tip of my finger...
" St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you
ever had contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the
rush?"
The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that
Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"
