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Postby Londonrake » Sat Apr 08, 2023 10:54 am

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Re: True?

Postby Kikapu » Sat Apr 08, 2023 11:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So true! :wink:
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Re: True?

Postby Lordo » Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:54 pm

Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.
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Re: True?

Postby Kikapu » Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:09 pm

Lordo wrote:Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.


This is also true! :evil:
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Re: True?

Postby Lordo » Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:35 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Lordo wrote:Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.


This is also true! :evil:

No look here Kikapu, never agree with what I say. It upsets LR. He actually believes I say things just to be in with the big hitters on this forum. Quite how he judges who is a big hitter is of course like Einstein's theory on relativity. It depends on his understanding which normally is full shit.
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Re: True?

Postby Londonrake » Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:42 pm

Lordo wrote:No look here Kikapu, never agree with what I say. It upsets LR. He actually believes I say things just to be in with the big hitters on this forum. Quite how he judges who is a big hitter is of course like Einstein's theory on relativity. It depends on his understanding which normally is full shit.


You really should learn to respond to posts in the spirit they are meant. :wink:
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Re: True?

Postby Londonrake » Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:56 pm

Lordo wrote:Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.


Yes. Absolutely! And 10 million are Ukrainians - due to the Russian invasion, which you enthusiastically support. You know - gotta keep in with "the boys". :wink: You hypocritical cunt.

It's "said" by the way. We mustn't fall out though, after all the good results we've achieved over the past couple of years in improving your presentation.

As far as "understanding" goes - you have a very long journey to achieve that.

More? You seem addicted to being made to look a prat. :roll: Anyone with a modicum of sense would have learned, after all the pastings you've had, to STFU - if you know what I mean? :wink:

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Re: True?

Postby Kikapu » Sat Apr 08, 2023 5:07 pm

Londonrake wrote:
Lordo wrote:Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.


Yes. Absolutely! And 10 million are Ukrainians - due to the Russian invasion, which you enthusiastically support.


Ahh yes, your argument would be valid if you buy into the collective West’s narrative that the war in Ukraine is ALL Russia’s doing, in which case, it would be a joke and also very funny, no? :roll:
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Re: True?

Postby Londonrake » Sat Apr 08, 2023 5:26 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
Lordo wrote:Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.


Yes. Absolutely! And 10 million are Ukrainians - due to the Russian invasion, which you enthusiastically support.


Ahh yes, your argument would be valid if you buy into the collective West’s narrative that the war in Ukraine is ALL Russia’s doing, in which case, it would be a joke and also very funny, no? :roll:


Ahh - the other view. :D Sadly - and I do enjoy a lot of your posts - on this particular subject we seem to inhabit alternate realities.

Without wishing to provoke a ruction (that'll be the day!) . :lol: I would hope we could agree upon the fact that 10 million or so Ukrainian people have been forced to leave their homes and sort of - fuck off elsewhere - due to Russia's efforts? Which I acknowledge doesn't at all of course detract from the fact that Putin was entirely right in his moving to prevent Russia from the existential threat of invasion by Ukraine.
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Re: True?

Postby Kikapu » Sat Apr 08, 2023 6:35 pm

Londonrake wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
Londonrake wrote:
Lordo wrote:Those who think that all politicians are the same and after the same thing clearly do not have a clear understanding on who is who in politics.

Nothing more needs to be set.

You cannot make a joke about the suffering of billions of people all over the world. There is over 100 million refugees in the world today.


Yes. Absolutely! And 10 million are Ukrainians - due to the Russian invasion, which you enthusiastically support.


Ahh yes, your argument would be valid if you buy into the collective West’s narrative that the war in Ukraine is ALL Russia’s doing, in which case, it would be a joke and also very funny, no? :roll:


Ahh - the other view. :D Sadly - and I do enjoy a lot of your posts - on this particular subject we seem to inhabit alternate realities.

Without wishing to provoke a ruction (that'll be the day!) . :lol: I would hope we could agree upon the fact that 10 million or so Ukrainian people have been forced to leave their homes and sort of - fuck off elsewhere - due to Russia's efforts? Which I acknowledge doesn't at all of course detract from the fact that Putin was entirely right in his moving to prevent Russia from the existential threat of invasion by Ukraine.


The problem is LR, that, when you encapsulate all your arguments regarding the war in Ukraine to be a Black or White matter, you are never going to accept others points of view if it does not fit into your reality as you do not see any Gray/Grey matter! :wink:
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