by Lordo » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:45 pm
last of the day. Back to work like, you know what I mean.
'Well, I was playing golf with my wife.
I'd been having a great game but unfortunately, she wasn't.
On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 270 metres straight down the fairway.
My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds.
We both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up, I spotted a glint of white coming from a cows behind, just under its tail.
I lifted the tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'here, honey, this looks like yours.'
That's the last thing I remember.'