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[miltiades]

:roll: Truth be told, the Cyprus property market should be the least of your worries when you’re a brainless old geezer with one foot in the grave and your dried up pea parked somewhere on the kitchen floor…

Hey ....criminal Psychopath !! Has the CIA caught up with you yet? They will since you are on the list of most dangerous prospective suicide bomber. They have your name M....s, people such as you are considered dangerous to the West more so since you are a deranged fucking lunatic. Well look at the bright side, you have a .....large house and a tiny brain.

[Get Real!]

Somebody in here thinks he’s a mover & shaker in the Cyprus property market, because he owns two 100 sq/m flats!

Katse tin mappan kato gamoto...

[miltiades]

Somebody in here thinks he’s a mover & shaker in the Cyprus property market, because he owns two 100 sq/m flats!

Katse tin mappan kato gamoto...

Much smaller than 100.m. Just 85 each. But I own them, do you own your ....big house outright? I doubt it. Psychopaths are known to fantasize about there ....size

[Lordo]

Somebody in here thinks he’s a mover & shaker in the Cyprus property market, because he owns two 100 sq/m flats!

Katse tin mappan kato gamoto...

Much smaller than 100.m. Just 85 each. But I own them, do you own your ....big house outright? I doubt it. Psychopaths are known to fantasize about there ....size

What? 85 meters squares, fuck my chicken shed is bigger than that.

[Get Real!]

Somebody in here thinks he’s a mover & shaker in the Cyprus property market, because he owns two 100 sq/m flats!

Katse tin mappan kato gamoto...

Much smaller than 100.m. Just 85 each. But I own them, do you own your ....big house outright? I doubt it. Psychopaths are known to fantasize about there ....size

What? 85 meters squares, fuck my chicken shed is bigger than that.

[miltiades]

Somebody in here thinks he’s a mover & shaker in the Cyprus property market, because he owns two 100 sq/m flats!

Katse tin mappan kato gamoto...

Much smaller than 100.m. Just 85 each. But I own them, do you own your ....big house outright? I doubt it. Psychopaths are known to fantasize about there ....size

What? 85 meters squares, fuck my chicken shed is bigger than that.

They are actually ...sheds mate But there are 3 bedrooms in each , big enough for my 3 ....dogs, a nice verandha with just a small stool for my cats to get on and a ...tin bath. What else does a ....young man want ? A blond with big tits would be nice only I forget why

[Lordo]

Somebody in here thinks he’s a mover & shaker in the Cyprus property market, because he owns two 100 sq/m flats!

Katse tin mappan kato gamoto...

Much smaller than 100.m. Just 85 each. But I own them, do you own your ....big house outright? I doubt it. Psychopaths are known to fantasize about there ....size

What? 85 meters squares, fuck my chicken shed is bigger than that.

They are actually ...sheds mate But there are 3 bedrooms in each , big enough for my 3 ....dogs, a nice verandha with just a small stool for my cats to get on and a ...tin bath. What else does a ....young man want ? A blond with big tits would be nice only I forget why

Don't worry old man. This was written for you.

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

[Londonrake]

Difficult I know, on something like a forum but - I earnestly believe that poem encapsulates GR's repeatedly posted obsession - call it Freudian - with cucumbers.

[Get Real!]

Well I’ll be damned... look who got some free advertising on “Cyprus Properties Today” magazine!

“With a property portfolio covering a whopping 170m², reliable CIA contacts, and the negotiating skills of a retarded inbred wombat; the Paphian property magnate also known as captain Poopypants, is sure to make his mark on the Cyprus property market!”

[miltiades]

The crash is very much on it's way. Developers of " luxury"
Housing are getting worried. Most have borrowed heavily and the banks will soon becoming concerned, another...beard cut perhaps? The Russian ain't coming anytime soon, appartments advertised on FB for rent at 10, 000 plus will not be finding tenants in the foreseeable future. In some instanc4s rents for " luxury " villas are up for rent at 30 thousand euros per. ..month, almost 1000 pe4 day makes them more expensive than those of Monte Carlo, Paris and London's Mayfair. As for the two tower blocks on Limassol's sea front, well at a starting price of 1.5 million will be soon offered atless than half price. These developments ain't aimed at locals but billionaire Russians and Chinese. Perhaps GR will be interested, there again he allready has a ....big house but a tiny brain.