Oh I nearly forgot bitches! How is the mobilisation going? Have the Ruzzians found anymore drunkards to send to the front as Cannon fodder for Ukrainian shooting practice? Or mass murderers and prisoners to steel front loaders?
There is one thing I have noticed bitches.
I mean, in the beginning, I never really gave it too much thought. I mean, yeh, you would see a Ruzzian Commander here or there, obviously obese and fat pricks with beer guts hanging out their uniform. But bitches, I seriously haven't been able to see a single officer of the Ruzzian Armed Forces who isn't a fat and unfit pig. I mean seriously bitches. It's digusting!
Have they no pride and self respect for themselves and the soldiers they command? They obviously have had far too many doughnuts. Oh wait, they run out of food? They obviously need to fast and exercise.
It's a good thing bitches. Don't say the Ukrainians are not watching out for their health.
Now, I got to relate this back to Australia and the evil empire of the United States of Merika. Officers there maintain a minimum level of fitness. And if you as fat as a Ruzzian pig, you get your ass kicked because you are a bad example to the other soldiers. I've literally never seen a fat pig Merikan, or Australian Officer. Only good healthy people, who carry themselves well in life. But Ruzzians - I am literally lost for words....
Plus you still have regular fitness tests, medicals, and if you are an airman or sailor, you have regular swim tests, survival on land and at sea and that's pretty hard bitches let me tell you.
What's wrong with Ruzzia bitches? Such a corrupt country.
No wonder Ruzzia is losing! They can't run fast enough bitches!
With such dire fitness and health levels, it is clear the Ruzzians need to innovate. just like their innovative tanks which have the best transmissions in the world as they have 12 gears bitches - 2 forward and 10 reverse.
Ruzzian Officers need to take to the hills bitches, lay down and roll into the Ukrainian Defence positions and squach them. Anyway, enough of my behind the keyboard warrior tactics. You can lead a camel to water, but can't make it drink bitches.
