Headlines from Russian State Media about the sinking of the Moskva.
Russian Ministry of Defence claims the fire on the Moskva deck is now completely extinguished
Just a coincidence that the Moskva sank by a fire lit from a cigarette butt near Ukraine
Also a coincidence that the Moskva sank near Ukraine after Ukraine spread some fake news
Ukraine claims the destruction of the Moskva, but so does the Kremlin, because sailors disobeyed the no smoking signs
The Moskva didn't sink. It received an upgrade last year which turned it into a submarine
The Moskva is conducting a special underwater Naval Operation near Ukraine
Someone merely just pulled the plug out
Now you all know the truth people.