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by **Paphitis** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:10 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches,

I think the Cyprus National Guard should invade Ruzzia and liberate Ruzzians from NAZIS.

The Cyprus National Guard will only need 48 hours to get to Moscow, and burn the Kremlin down.

Putlar will of course feel for his life to Minsk, because unlike Zalensky, he is a homosexual coward.

Then, Cyprus can install its own puppet Regime in Moscow and gain control of Ruzzia's Nuclear Arsenal.

They're much quicker than that. It only took them half an hour to desert the north of Cyprus in 74

Really! That's not reality. They were actually giving you a good run with their WW2 rifles. And if it wasn't for the Junta traitors who actually disarmed the CNG and stuffed them up, they probably would have destroyed you invaders.

And today, I actually think Prickhozin just proved that the CNG would have a field day advancing towards Moscow. :lol:

by **MR-from-NG** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:10 pm

Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter :lol:

by **Paphitis** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:12 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter

Maintenance cost? I am not sure what you mean?

There is hardlyt a maintenance cost.

My house is a 125 year old house. Double bricked with high ceilings and very old school decor which you can't replicate today.

by **MR-from-NG** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:16 pm

Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches,

I think the Cyprus National Guard should invade Ruzzia and liberate Ruzzians from NAZIS.

The Cyprus National Guard will only need 48 hours to get to Moscow, and burn the Kremlin down.

Putlar will of course feel for his life to Minsk, because unlike Zalensky, he is a homosexual coward.

Then, Cyprus can install its own puppet Regime in Moscow and gain control of Ruzzia's Nuclear Arsenal.

They're much quicker than that. It only took them half an hour to desert the north of Cyprus in 74

Really! That's not reality. They were actually giving you a good run with their WW2 rifles. And if it wasn't for the Junta traitors who actually disarmed the CNG and stuffed them up, they probably would have destroyed you invaders.

And today, I actually think Prickhozin just proved that the CNG would have a field day advancing towards Moscow.

You are so innocent and so gullible. Please post a picture of yourself Paph, I need to put a face to these posts. You are one fucking fantasist, respect man. :wink:

by **MR-from-NG** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:20 pm

Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter

Maintenance cost? I am not sure what you mean?

There is hardlyt a maintenance cost.

My house is a 125 year old house. Double bricked with high ceilings and very old school decor which you can't replicate today.

You must get cleaners in, you cant surely let Mrs Mitty do all the dusting and polishing, mopping and window cleaning. My Taj Mahal lookalike is seriously putting a dent in my finances.

by **Paphitis** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:22 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches,

I think the Cyprus National Guard should invade Ruzzia and liberate Ruzzians from NAZIS.

The Cyprus National Guard will only need 48 hours to get to Moscow, and burn the Kremlin down.

Putlar will of course feel for his life to Minsk, because unlike Zalensky, he is a homosexual coward.

Then, Cyprus can install its own puppet Regime in Moscow and gain control of Ruzzia's Nuclear Arsenal.

They're much quicker than that. It only took them half an hour to desert the north of Cyprus in 74

Really! That's not reality. They were actually giving you a good run with their WW2 rifles. And if it wasn't for the Junta traitors who actually disarmed the CNG and stuffed them up, they probably would have destroyed you invaders.

And today, I actually think Prickhozin just proved that the CNG would have a field day advancing towards Moscow.

You are so innocent and so gullible. Please post a picture of yourself Paph, I need to put a face to these posts. You are one fucking fantasist, respect man.

A fantascist? You were opportunists and invaded when the CNG was divided after a disastrous Coup and when Officers of the CNG were confiscating guns from the soldiers and sending them in with nothing.

If it wasn't for all this, Turkey's adventure into Cyprus could have been as bad as Ruzzia little adventure into Ukraine.

Very hard invading another country as the Ruzzians have found out against a united Ukraine. Problem with Cyprus, they were not united at the time.

by **Paphitis** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:24 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter

Maintenance cost? I am not sure what you mean?

There is hardlyt a maintenance cost.

My house is a 125 year old house. Double bricked with high ceilings and very old school decor which you can't replicate today.

You must get cleaners in, you cant surely let Mrs Mitty do all the dusting and polishing, mopping and window cleaning. My Taj Mahal lookalike is seriously putting a dent in my finances.

At the moment, it's rented out by a business to house an executive.

Don't worry, you couldn't afford it. Way beyond your means.

by **MR-from-NG** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:31 pm

Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter

Maintenance cost? I am not sure what you mean?

There is hardlyt a maintenance cost.

My house is a 125 year old house. Double bricked with high ceilings and very old school decor which you can't replicate today.

You must get cleaners in, you cant surely let Mrs Mitty do all the dusting and polishing, mopping and window cleaning. My Taj Mahal lookalike is seriously putting a dent in my finances.

At the moment, it's rented out by a business to house an executive.

Don't worry, you couldn't afford it. Way beyond your means.

Come on, tell us. Richard Branson?? Elon Musk??? The suspense is killing me, please tell :lol:

by **Paphitis** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:31 pm

MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter

Maintenance cost? I am not sure what you mean?

There is hardlyt a maintenance cost.

My house is a 125 year old house. Double bricked with high ceilings and very old school decor which you can't replicate today.

You must get cleaners in, you cant surely let Mrs Mitty do all the dusting and polishing, mopping and window cleaning. My Taj Mahal lookalike is seriously putting a dent in my finances.

At the moment, it's rented out by a business to house an executive.

Don't worry, you couldn't afford it. Way beyond your means.

Come on, tell us. Richard Branson?? Elon Musk??? The suspense is killing me, please tell

Tom Cruise. Happy?

All I know is that I have a lease to a particular business, which houses one of their staff / execs.

And, they are responsible for upkeep and maintenance as its a commercial lease to this business.

by **MR-from-NG** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:36 pm

Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
MR-from-NG wrote:
Paphitis wrote:Bitches, on the Ruzzian News, I just heard that Doctor Evil just got arrested!

Dam you Austin Powers!

Hey Mitty, how's your bank balance? Just out of interest, how much does the maintenance cost per month in your Buckingham Palace lookalike mansion? I modelled my place on the Taj Mahal, beat that Walter

Maintenance cost? I am not sure what you mean?

There is hardlyt a maintenance cost.

My house is a 125 year old house. Double bricked with high ceilings and very old school decor which you can't replicate today.

You must get cleaners in, you cant surely let Mrs Mitty do all the dusting and polishing, mopping and window cleaning. My Taj Mahal lookalike is seriously putting a dent in my finances.

At the moment, it's rented out by a business to house an executive.

Don't worry, you couldn't afford it. Way beyond your means.