Morning bitches!
Paphitis is in da house! hope y'all didn't miss me too much bitches!
Now bitches! Paphitis is on reserve today, quite bored actually as not allowed to be more than 30 minutes from Newark. Hoping no bitch calls in sick or calls in fatigue or gets FRMSed. But at least if I get called in, then so does my good friend and trainer. We are like 2 peas in the same pod at the moment.
Anyway bitches. I'm just quickly calling in to get my update. Any news from the frontlines? Has bakhmut fallen yet?
No! Nevermind bitches. Personally bitches! I simply don't think Bakhmut will ever fall now. You bitches seem so deluded waiting for the imminent fall of Bakhmut for almost a year now.
When is it gonna happen bitches? Panaagia mou boutanes!
Not only that bitches, but Ruzzian offenses seem to be dieing out with a winper. looks like the Ruzzians are just getting walloped and grinded down to zilch. And not only that, but Ukraine has ammassed more than 70,000 troops for its counter-offensive bitches and the Ruzzians are literally pidding in their nappies.
Poor bitches! Oh well bitches, looks like you have chosen to learn the hard way.
And now Putlar is not allowed to go to 122 countries who are signatories to the Rome Treaty or The Hague ICC. Now, if Putlar steps foot in Cyprus, he must be arrested by CyPOL like the criminal he truly is! Isn't that wonderful? I knew you would like it bitches! Putlar being called out as a rogue war criminal and violator of the Geneva Conventions. Justice bitches!