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by **Lordo** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:00 pm

Here is another one.

There were hundreds of crimes that could cost someone their life in medieval times
The UK abolished capital punishment in 1965, but it wasn’t always that way. In fact, there was once a time when hundreds of people would lose their lives at once for various reasons. The start of medieval times saw 50 crimes ruled as enough to see someone sentenced to capital punishment, such as treason, taking someone’s life, or robbery.

by **Lordo** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 2:18 pm

so it is beginning to get a bit clearer as to what happened at the Royal Mail. It seems every time a sale was entered into the Horizon Software, it was supposed to confirm that it was successful. It seems the system randomly chose to enter the data but not confirm the sale so the Post master would enter it again and again till they got a confirmation. In the meantime the same sale had been entered multiple times.

The company was made aware of this problem and instead of fixing the problem they decided to cover it and ruin 700 peoples lives.

Will any Swine be brought to justice to face the consequences of what they have caused particularly the CEO. I suspect not.

In the meantime the political situation is getting sticky for my Swine friends back home so they have decided to call upon the the mushrooms further afield for help hoping to reduce the damage. Having screwed these mushrooms twice over with the brexshit deal they negotiated and signed, they have been able to blame the Europeans tor the consequences. The Swine cannot understand why they have no access to free trade when they have withdrawn from it and explain to their mushrooms that the Europeans are punishing us for daring to brexshit. And it is working as the mushrooms get bigger the more bullshit they are fed.

But I am afraid it is not that simple. My expat mushrooms do not need to worry, SwineStarmer will rescue them from Labour. Even if he wins there will be bo change from Swine politics.

This is called the best democracy money can buy.

by **cyprusgrump** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:33 pm

Lordo wrote:so it is beginning to get a bit clearer as to what happened at the Royal Mail. It seems every time a sale was entered into the Horizon Software, it was supposed to confirm that it was successful. It seems the system randomly chose to enter the data but not confirm the sale so the Post master would enter it again and again till they got a confirmation. In the meantime the same sale had been entered multiple times.

It is not 'beginning to get clearer', it has been clear for ages to anybody with a brain - sadly you don't qualify... I explained it to you on this very thread... :roll:

Lordo wrote:The Swine cannot understand why they have no access to free trade when they have withdrawn from it and explain to their mushrooms that the Europeans are punishing us for daring to brexshit. And it is working as the mushrooms get bigger the more bullshit they are fed.

It is interesting that you can't buy the popular snack 'Pork Scratchings' from the normal places in Cyprus any more, 'because of Brexit'...

The Butcher told me this today - he used to sell them...

However, Asian shops here can sell them apparently, go figure... It is almost as if the UK has been punished for Brexit... :wink:

Meanwhile, UKs trade with the EU has increased since Brexit and the EU is in recession while the UK is not... :lol:

Poor old Bordo...

by **Lordo** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:05 pm

The mushrooms do not understand brexshit

Before brexshit we used to pay just under a billion pound a month to the EU to be able to trade with no tax, saving 3 billion of tax per month.

After brexshit we stopped paying anything as we no longer had free trade deal but ended up paying 3 billion tax for trading with the EU.

Of course the irony of brexahit was that it was a Swine named Bill Cash that started it. You cannot make it up.

Fancy that?

What the mushrooms do not understand is that there is no restriction on what can be traded so long as it is produced to the EU standards. It will just cost more in both directions. I remember a Swine friend of mine being confident that the German car manufacturers will not stand for tax on cars. Sometimes mushrooms believe night is day and day is night. Go figure.

by **Lordo** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 7:34 pm

Well well well.

They have just woken up to the fact that Fujitsu has been screwing MoD for decades with their partner in crime EDS.

I wonder what other beauties will surface from under this upturned stone.
I suspect EDS is not far behind. They ruined many an IT system and still kept getting contracts from government departments.

Figure that out baby.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mod-under-mounting-pressure-to-give-details-on-its-fujitsu-security-contracts/ar-AA1n6O8w?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=61cc6ed942324c9d8aa993872b1722d6&ei=19

by **Lordo** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:29 pm

Now here is a real human being a the best PM we never were allowed to have. Cowardly struck down back stabbing the lot. Shame of the red Swine too.

Surely our obligation is to provide a place of safety - Corbyn
Former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn takes to his feet and says he feels the "bill is an appalling piece of legislation".

The Islington North independent MP says the "bill blames people for being victims" and plays into a "racist trope" in parts of the UK.

"I hope we don't come back to this debate," Corbyn says, adding that he hopes the government will look at other issues facing people.

Corbyn finishes by asking: "Desperate people looking for a place of safety, surely it is our obligation?"

We all want to stop the boats but sending them to Rwanda is not just not the answer but it is also cruel way to treat desperate people.

So much for civilised people.

by **Lordo** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:40 pm

I wonder how this will play out when the civil servants and the judges are asked to break international law.

Yesterday, they announced extra judges to expedite Rwanda-related challenges - something the Lady Chief Justice pushed back against yesterday.

Today there’s new guidance to officials directing them to comply with potential ministerial orders to ignore the European Court of Human Rights.

The head of the union representing top civil servants says they don’t expect to be asked to break international law.