There are 29 things the Swine have done wrong this year and we are not even at the end of March yet.
1. Rishi Sunak's maths policy fails to add up
The new year started and the prime minister excitedly announced he had a new policy to kick things off with a bang.
What could it be?
An improved NHS? A solution to the cost of living crisis?
Ah, no.
Sunak's big idea is that he'd quite like everyone to study maths until they are 18.
Currently, people are subjected to the subject until they are 16.
Talk about tidying deckchairs on the Titanic...