Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yes.
Stan: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?
Xerxes: Lokum.
Reg: Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Activist: And the ending of serfdom
Stan: Oh yes... and an end to serfdom, Reg, you remember what it used to be like.
Reg: All right, I'll grant you that, lokum and the end of serfdom are two things that the Ottomans have done...
Matthias: And the coffee...
Reg: (sharply) Well yes obviously the coffee ... the coffee goes without saying. But apart from lokum, the end of serfdom and the coffee...
Another Masked Activist: freed the Greek orthodox church from the tyranny of Catholicism ...
Other Masked Voices:Improved water supply... granted freehold land title to the peasants that had farmed it for centuries as serfs...
Reg: Yes... all right, fair enough...
Activist Near Front:And shisa ...
Omnes: Oh yes! True!
Francis: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Ottomans left, Reg.
Masked Activist at Back: Hammans !
Stan: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
Francis:Yes, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.
(more general murmurs of agreement)
Reg: All right... all right... but apart from improved sanitation and lokum and giving land to peasants and coffee and irrigation and ending serfdom and and hammans and public order... what have the Ottoman/Turks done for us?
Xerxes:Brought peace!
Reg:(very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all) What!? Oh... (scornfully) Peace, yes... shut up!