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[CrookedRiverGuy]

A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The minister begins:

“I found a bear by the stream and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

“When I found the bear”, says the priest, "I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

“Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”