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[Leonidas]

The old American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane
and at French customs and fumbled for his passport.

"You have been to France before monsieur?" the customs
officer asked sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France
before.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport
ready for inspection," snapped the irate official.

The American said, "The last time I came to France I
did not have to show my passport."

"Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to
show your passports on arrival in France!"

The old American gave the Frenchman a long hard look.
Then, with the feel of acid on his words, calmly stated,
"I assure you,..young man, that when I came ashore on Omaha
Beach in Normandy on D- day in 1944, there were no *&%$# Frenchmen anywhere on that beach."