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[Paphitis]

We have cataclysmic and apocalyptic events here down under.

The whole country has run out of toilet paper as well as sanitary wipes and hand washes.

The Chinese have cleaned us all out.

Went shopping and because people piss me off, I got especially irritated when some shoppers were hanging around my favorite ice cream. So I started to cough and splutter and all of a sudden 5 heads swing around to my general direction with a death stare. So off they went and I had the aisle to myself.

Same thing happened when I paid. The shoppers saw me coming and the checkout aisle immediately cleared so I could pay for my groceries and other items.

But no toilet paper or sanitary wipes.

What am i gonna do? talk about a total catastrophe!

I am now T Minus 19 rolls to impending apocalyptic disaster...

Need to watch that Brad Pitt movie again to see what Brad Pitt did to solve this issue...When the shit hits the fan, or in this case, the toilet cistern, then desperate times call for desperate measures and I reckon Brad Pitt knows what to do in this scenario.

[Kikapu]

We have cataclysmic and apocalyptic events here down under.

The whole country has run out of toilet paper as well as sanitary wipes and hand washes.

The Chinese have cleaned us all out.

Went shopping and because people piss me off, I got especially irritated when some shoppers were hanging around my favorite ice cream. So I started to cough and splutter and all of a sudden 5 heads swing around to my general direction with a death stare. So off they went and I had the aisle to myself.

Same thing happened when I paid. The shoppers saw me coming and the checkout aisle immediately cleared so I could pay for my groceries and other items.

But no toilet paper or sanitary wipes.

What am i gonna do? talk about a total catastrophe!

I am now T Minus 19 rolls to impending apocalyptic disaster...

Need to watch that Brad Pitt movie again to see what Brad Pitt did to solve this issue...When the shit hits the fan, or in this case, the toilet cistern, then desperate times call for desperate measures and I reckon Brad Pitt knows what to do in this scenario.

You may have to convert being a true Muslim and use water and your left hand to wash yourself once you run out of toilet paper!

[Paphitis]

We have cataclysmic and apocalyptic events here down under.

The whole country has run out of toilet paper as well as sanitary wipes and hand washes.

The Chinese have cleaned us all out.

Went shopping and because people piss me off, I got especially irritated when some shoppers were hanging around my favorite ice cream. So I started to cough and splutter and all of a sudden 5 heads swing around to my general direction with a death stare. So off they went and I had the aisle to myself.

Same thing happened when I paid. The shoppers saw me coming and the checkout aisle immediately cleared so I could pay for my groceries and other items.

But no toilet paper or sanitary wipes.

What am i gonna do? talk about a total catastrophe!

I am now T Minus 19 rolls to impending apocalyptic disaster...

Need to watch that Brad Pitt movie again to see what Brad Pitt did to solve this issue...When the shit hits the fan, or in this case, the toilet cistern, then desperate times call for desperate measures and I reckon Brad Pitt knows what to do in this scenario.

You may have to convert being a true Muslim and use water and your left hand to wash yourself once you run out of toilet paper!

So it's safe to say that the Muslims are not responsible for this toilet paper attack against Australia national Security.

But what about the hand sanitizers?

This is starting to stink..A conspiracy?

[Jery]

No Shit!

[Kikapu]

We have cataclysmic and apocalyptic events here down under.

The whole country has run out of toilet paper as well as sanitary wipes and hand washes.

The Chinese have cleaned us all out.

Went shopping and because people piss me off, I got especially irritated when some shoppers were hanging around my favorite ice cream. So I started to cough and splutter and all of a sudden 5 heads swing around to my general direction with a death stare. So off they went and I had the aisle to myself.

Same thing happened when I paid. The shoppers saw me coming and the checkout aisle immediately cleared so I could pay for my groceries and other items.

But no toilet paper or sanitary wipes.

What am i gonna do? talk about a total catastrophe!

I am now T Minus 19 rolls to impending apocalyptic disaster...

Need to watch that Brad Pitt movie again to see what Brad Pitt did to solve this issue...When the shit hits the fan, or in this case, the toilet cistern, then desperate times call for desperate measures and I reckon Brad Pitt knows what to do in this scenario.

You may have to convert being a true Muslim and use water and your left hand to wash yourself once you run out of toilet paper!

So it's safe to say that the Muslims are not responsible for this toilet paper attack against Australia national Security.

Only if they are conspiring to convert all the Aussies to become Muslims!

[Paphitis]

I tell you, the whole situation is totally shit!

[Maximus]

Cut up an old t-shirt

Use kitchen roll or A4 print copier paper....

or squat in the shower and use the shower head.

I take it no bidet?

[Paphitis]

Cut up an old t-shirt

Use kitchen roll or A4 print copier paper....

or squat in the shower and use the shower head.

I take it no bidet?

Bidet? What shitty saucery is this?

We don't know what Bidet's are down here.

[Maximus]

you can improvise with my third suggestion,

[Kikapu]

Sounds like a scene from Crocodile Dundee in New York!