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[bacardi]

fnar fnar? Oh come on, you cant make arrangements unless there's a Syd James type yak yak yak laugh.

Never contemplated what Id be prepared to do for a million....hmmm... ok thought about it now hurry up and win!

[VEX8]

A million? I was thinking more like a tenner with 20 easy repayments bacardi

[bacardi]

As Homer would say D'oh. A tenner isnt gonna go far you know. Ok lets meet in the middle(well my version of it) - half a mil. Sounds fair? You'll have shed loads of cash and wont miss my loan as you'll be busy trying to spend all yours. Then, when you've had a good go, been in detox, been divorced several times by the attractive young ladies you will no doubt marry, you will think oh I know, bacardi owes me some cash and by that time with some careful planning and a lot of hard work - I will have your loan all ready to repay.

See, Im thinking of you in the long term

[Mikros]

Good thought!!!!

[VEX8]

So what bacardi, are you my retirement fund now? If i won even 10% of the jack pot i'm afraid it would all (minus your 'loan') be put into a high interest account and i'd live off the interest alone. I wouldn't even invest any of it because i don't need to gamble. Hark at me, as if i've won it allready. Now, back to your loan........ i'll bring the pool table and you bring the baby oil?

[bacardi]

pool table? baby oil? did I meet you when I was about 19?????

[bacardi]

And yes perhaps I was being a retirement fund - shows how unselfish I am eh?

The interest off that kind of sum must be plenty to live on and very nicely too I'd imagine. I think I'd have to have a job, hobby or whatever as there's only so much shopping a woman can do. However with all the plastic surgery I'd have there'd be enough of me left over to get a job of its own. Mini me!

[VEX8]

You give yourself away with every post bacardi . Where were you at 19? Uni i suppose. All those inconvenient early afternoon lectures and the wonderfull Uni bar with it's cheap drinks.

[Cov]

VEX8 !!!!

YOUR AT IT AGAIN !!

What about your wife,6 kids youve got in that flat in Erith?

You havnt vissited them in 3 months now.Poor little molly keeps saying..."wheres my dadda"......and poor little tim in and out of hospital....with so little time......

You swine

[bacardi]

Give myself away? What, like buy one get one free?
Nope, sorry I was doing nothing like you said at 19. I worked in London, got pissed every night and made bizarre excuses for being late for work or batted my eyelashes at my boss and got away with it. Well I think thats what I was doing, I did that at some point in my youth but was a big party animal so could have been at any time between the ages of 17-22.

I was a mature student so didnt discover uni bars til much later but by that time I hated them as it was full of kids.... I never do anything in the right order. Ah well it was all fun.