by pumpernickle » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:06 pm
Lysi, are you 12?
bet you voted in my poll.
My life is the bollocks. How can I sort out the supreme and majestic. If it aint broke, don't fix it, that's what I say.
Anyway, back to Kyrenia and the need to turn it into a new Las Vegas of the middle east. Great idea. I'll patent it and take 20%.
But I'll have to hire someone to go round picking up all the shells to those pumpkin seeds the TC's produce. I've never seen a people munch through a form of 'nut' or 'seed' in my entire life. Like their bred with a form of rabbit or something, quite incredible. Maybe I should go over and employ Turkish Cypriots into some kind of seed eating freak circus and travel Eastern Europe in a large Winnebego, enough for a dozen of the blighters.
I could bribe local mayors £500 for us to clear off the land, due to the sheer amount of biodegradable litter we produce. A nice little 'Bunsen Burner' on top of the entry fees.
I'd be the ring master with a whip, enticing the hapless mob into beating their records, in front of a baying horde of Bulgarian gypsies. I'd be like Turkish in Snatch.