Thank Heavens Scott Morrison won the election thanks to Australia's version of Texas, sunny Fortress Queensland!
All the opinion polls were wrong as the Australian People misled the pollsters and the Trump affect hit Australian Shores.
Australia dodged a bullet this weekend. It's like our independence day.
Varoufakis' Daughter, who is an Australian citizen tweeted:
My daughter's reaction to the news of the Australian election: Goodbye ABC, goodbye Great Barrier Reef, goodbye public services, goodbye renewable energy, goodbye public health, goodbye public education and goodbye stunning river systems.
Well Ms Varoufakis, you are free to go back to Greece where they have a great ABC, a Great Barrier Reef, public services, lots of renewables, great public health, great public education and stunning river systems.
You see, the reason why we have an ABC, probably the best Education and Health system in the world is because we have prudent economic managers in our Government who understand we can't just keep spending more than the Government earns and to tax the worker to oblivion to throw more money to education and health just isn't all that fair on the worker either who is paying up to 50% in tax if you are in the high tax bracket.
We just had our Trump elections and Scott Morrison passed the good old fashion Australian Pub test.
It basically comes down to this:
Who would you rather have a beer with?
Billery Shortfused, or
ScoMentum
Shillery Clinton, or
Donald Trump