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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods
drives his Mercedes into a petrol
station in a remote part of Irish countryside.
Pump attendant who knows
absolutely nothin about golf, greets him
in a typical Irish manner completely
unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the
attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends
forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his
shirt pocket onto the ground.
"Wat are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, wat on this God's earth are dey for?" Inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin hell", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of everything !"