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[Get Real!]

Having said all the above, nobody should assume that I don’t appreciate the need for a mobile phone… it just doesn’t have to be one of those overpriced and gay looking “smartphones”.

So what should MEN get for a mobile phone?

Well here is what real men’s phones look like, all for under $100:

MensPhones.png

[DT.]

Having said all the above, nobody should assume that I don’t appreciate the need for a mobile phone… it just doesn’t have to be one of those overpriced and gay looking “smartphones”.

So what should MEN get for a mobile phone?

Well here is what real men’s phones look like, all for under $100:

MensPhones.png

get the f*** outta here

[Londonrake]

Pahh! A slack jawed faggot's tool.

Now, these were real mens' phones:

[Paphitis]

I actually feel sorry for you.

You feel sorry for me because I haven’t found a use for what is really a crippled hand-held mini-computer?

1. I don’t need GPS in Cyprus because I know how to get to any location here.
2. I’ve stopped playing games ages ago so phones are not a mobile entertainment gadget for me.
3. I’m not involved in modern online social groups due to a lack of interest.
4. I don’t have anything at home to remotely control with a phone.
5. I’m not interested in taking pictures… I’ve got my wife for that!
6. I’ve already got laptops and PCs to access the Internet.
7. My eyesight doesn’t allow me anymore to use small screens and I don’t like to wear glasses.

So there you go… plenty of reasons not to need/want one.

I reckon you’d be better off investing the $300 odd towards a better laptop so instead of getting a smartphone + i3 (processor) laptop, get an i5 laptop or instead of an i5 get an i7 laptop.

Just don’t waste your money on a shitbox…

That's exactly right Get Real. You don't need any of that in your village.

I accept this and concede!

I suppose streaming on your Donkey isn't very comfortable. Might spook the Donkey too so Netflix is out of the question. Or turning your phone into a hotspot when waiting for flights or traveling. Or listening to your favorite tunes whilst shopping, jogging or in the gym.

You right Get Real. You don't need it mate!

Mr IT Guru.

[Get Real!]

I suppose streaming on your Donkey isn't very comfortable.

Nobody screams on donkeys here Paphitis... we abandoned animal shagging a few centuries ago.

Might spook the Donkey too so Netflix is out of the question.

Netflix? Only an idiot would pay Netflix when you can get any movie for free!

Or turning your phone into a hotspot when waiting for flights or traveling.

Is that when you place it on your tin foil hat to strengthen the signal?

Or listening to your favorite tunes whilst shopping,

When you go shopping you concentrate on the shopping and forget about any distractions or you'll end up going home with a packet of tampons instead of biscuits.

...jogging or in the gym.

Jogging? Only an idiot would be fucking up his knee cups voluntarily.

Well there’s your problem right there Paphitis… you need to press RESTART on life!

You do know how to click on buttons right?

[Paphitis]

I suppose streaming on your Donkey isn't very comfortable.

Nobody screams on donkeys here Paphitis... we abandoned animal shagging a few centuries ago.

Might spook the Donkey too so Netflix is out of the question.

Netflix? Only an idiot would pay Netflix when you can get any movie for free!

Or turning your phone into a hotspot when waiting for flights or traveling.

Is that when you place it on your tin foil hat to strengthen the signal?

Or listening to your favorite tunes whilst shopping,

When you go shopping you concentrate on the shopping and forget about any distractions or you'll end up going home with a packet of tampons instead of biscuits.

...jogging or in the gym.

Jogging? Only an idiot would be fucking up his knee cups voluntarily.

Well there’s your problem right there Paphitis… you need to press RESTART on life!

You do know how to click on buttons right?

I know how to use my body as an antenna. One of the survival things I was taught.

Oh well, looks like you are a fossil from that 70s show.

Gosh Get Real, please let me know how you can get all your movies for free. Please help us ignorants and post some links here. Ta!

[kurupetos]

I actually feel sorry for you.

You feel sorry for me because I haven’t found a use for what is really a crippled hand-held mini-computer?

1. I don’t need GPS in Cyprus because I know how to get to any location here.
2. I’ve stopped playing games ages ago so phones are not a mobile entertainment gadget for me.
3. I’m not involved in modern online social groups due to a lack of interest.
4. I don’t have anything at home to remotely control with a phone.
5. I’m not interested in taking pictures… I’ve got my wife for that!
6. I’ve already got laptops and PCs to access the Internet.
7. My eyesight doesn’t allow me anymore to use small screens and I don’t like to wear glasses.

So there you go… plenty of reasons not to need/want one.

I reckon you’d be better off investing the $300 odd towards a better laptop so instead of getting a smartphone + i3 (processor) laptop, get an i5 laptop or instead of an i5 get an i7 laptop.

Just don’t waste your money on a shitbox…

For photos you are better off with a real camera.

Also you don't need laptops; it's always a better idea to use a desktop with a 24+ inch screen and a real mechanical keyboard.

Mobiles and laptops are for little girls and Paphitis.

[Paphitis]

Or for people on the move.

I don't use a mobile for browsing but a smartphone is still useful for lots of other things. For me, NAIPS, Weather, Approach Plates and of course also to hotspot onto a tablet for Jeppessen Approach plates and Runway. Our entire document suite is stored on IPADs as well, such as Performance Charts, Regulated Weight Tables, Standard Departure Cards, Type Operational manuals, Company Operation Manuals, and Fuel Burn tables. Everything we need to deliver people (people that are more important than either of you) to their destination nice and safe.

We get accurate GPS and enroute weather map too, which is a great back up to our weather radar because it tells us what is behind us and a better situational awareness.

When you are on the move, you don't want to be carrying extra stuff you don't need as we usually check in to hotels at night and check out at 0500. I squeeze my whole life into one overnight carry on bag with everything I need. I carry 3 IPADs in that bag too, 2 for work and a personal 12.5 incher and you cucks know how big that is.

Desktops are for domesticated cucks like you and Get Real who live most of their time within the confines of a few suburbs not for people like me who can be in 5 cities in a 7 day period.

You see fellas, in this world there are 2 types f people, just like there are 2 types of animals. You have the domesticated types like you, living as cucks and under the thumb of someone else, and you have the non-domesticated wild ones like me, who can't sit still and who needs to make every day count because it could be your last.

OK bitches?

Still would like for one of you cucks to tell me how to get movies for free though.

I was PAXING on a QANTAS 3 days ago and only got through half of the movie called "Sicario". Fantastic flick and I need to see all of it. I checked on Netflix and Stan and it isn't there yet.

It's about the Mexican Drug cartels which traffic narcotics across the Mexican and US border and also are in the human trafficking business as well. Great movie.

Also puts Trump's wall right into perspective when there are 72000 OD deaths per year in the USA.

[Get Real!]

Paphitis… since when do airport cleaners need access to airline data/info?

You’re painting a picture of a complex digital work environment to justify ownership of a gay phone, when all you need is one of them trolleys with brooms, mops, buckets and rags loaded.

Same goes for DT… he’s got a gay phone with a half-nude picture of Morais taking penalties, for a background!

[Paphitis]

:? Paphitis… since when do airport cleaners need access to airline data/info?

You’re painting a picture of a complex digital work environment to justify ownership of a gay phone, when all you need is one of them trolleys with brooms, mops, buckets and rags loaded.

Same goes for DT… he’s got a gay phone with a half-nude picture of Morais taking penalties, for a background!

My computer usage and data requirements are more sophisticated than yours, but not only this, I need to be efficient with the way I travel and with the gadgets I take with me.

I sometimes carry a laptop when away for an extended period but opt for a tablet if it is just 1 overnight. But usually 2 mini IPADS + an IPAD Pro 12.5 incher

It suits me and everyone else like me because we need to travel light. We are experts at travel GR. We are not like you guys that carry stuff they don't need and won't use. When you travel like we do, this is very important.

I do about 150 overnights a year Get Real. I just got back from an overnight today. And I got one tomorrow.

BTW, Sicario mate. get it for me. Awesome movie.