Kikapu wrote:Pyrpolizer wrote:Get Real! wrote:Methinks we need a new thread… “The trial of Kikakopoulos!”
I nominate the following setup:
The accused: Kikapu
The charge: Overplaying his hand in the CyProb
Three judge panel: The honorable… MR-from-NG, VP, Lordo
The Grand Mufti: GR
Secretary: Oracle
Translator: Tim
Bucket Boys: Kurupet & Yialoser
Toilet Cleaner: Sotos
Coffee & sandwich maker: Pyro
Where's Kikapu's lawyer?
This would be a clear case of “guilty” determined by the mercenary judges, so no money needs to be spent on defense lawyer for me.
No lawyer can defend you Kicks, not even Michael Mansfield. You will be found guilty of all charges and your sentence will be a 2 week holiday in Kyrenia in a hotel built on GC land and you'll be forced to wear a T shirt with the TRNC flag, on the back the T shirt will say Death To ROC and the front will say I love TRNC