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[Maximus]

Time

Time is a man made scientific thing so we can organize our day to day life on this planet. Errands, work, meetings, deadlines, biological age, etc.....

If an owl asked a tree what time is it? the tree would answer something like this;

What do you mean? What kind of question is this? The time is now, what else could it be?

There is only now!

3 years or 99 years is irrelevant, the time is now because you are eternal.

[Maximus]

You were born now and you will die now.

Your life on this planet just seems to go by faster when you are having fun and it seems to take ages when you are miserable.

[Get Real!]

you is one stupid individual.

And why does it make any difference if a child dies of bone cancer or of a heart attack at age 99?

Explain it to me…

you are even more stupid if you don't know the difference between a child getting cancer and and 99 year old man? this is incredible!

what kind of god gives cancer to a child?

They were discussing religion were they not?

And he then poses the stupid question… “Why bone cancer in children?”

Well duh… isn’t it well known to religious scholars that children go straight to heaven?

And isn’t it well known to religious scholars that our current life in the flesh is but a very short and temporary one in preparation for an eternal life in the coming kingdom of God?

So why worry about how one exits this horrible planet?

Under such a deal you’d think that exiting this miserable planet at the earliest possible is an advantage!

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PS: The question now since you keep calling me "stupid" and no doubt consider yourself to be “very clever” Lordo, is…

Why do you need me to teach you Religion 101?

[Lordo]

you clearly have not seen anybody suffer from cancer let alone a child.

it don't matter what i am what's in question is how stupid you are believing in god. i mean is there anything else to be said?

[Get Real!]

you clearly have not seen anybody suffer from cancer let alone a child.

it don't matter what i am what's in question is how stupid you are believing in god. i mean is there anything else to be said?

Keep your shirt on Lordo!

We were discussing and analyzing things… sometimes from the religious perspective and sometimes from the scientific perspective.

Not everything we say may be pleasant and that’s why participation and/or reading such material is for mature audiences who have had a certain level of contemporary education, unlike the likes of you and Miltiades who easily blow their gaskets!

[miltiades]

Isn't strange that one who thinks that has some sort of education, in this case GR, can be so blatantly stupid!!
Im a qualified ACCA, What is your qualification, Scatology??

[Get Real!]

Im a qualified ACCA,

Hmm… I wonder what's included in this “ACCA” curriculum:

* 101 ways to blow your gasket
* Impress your rivals with fancy expletives
* The fine art of repeating oneself
* You and your fishing rod
* Five ways to smoke a kipper

No wonder you passed with flying colors!

[Get Real!]

Milti, also took the supplementary bridging course…

“Reeling in foreign youngens”



It’s too early in the morning for me to laugh so much Milti…I’ve got stuff to do… don’t do this to me man!

[miltiades]

In your case, a degree in Scatology merely fills your head with a load of shit !!
Accountancy is a boring subject but at least it enhances one's logical thinking , it reinforces reality and does not accept falsified figures or , in your case, false creators. A balance sheet reflects the true facts about a company and does not include imaginary assets or fucking....miracles. Get it thick head ?

[Get Real!]

In your case, a degree in Scatology merely fills your head with a load of shit !!
Accountancy is a boring subject but at least it enhances one's logical thinking , it reinforces reality and does not accept falsified figures or , in your case, false creators. A balance sheet reflects the true facts about a company and does not include imaginary assets or fucking....miracles. Get it thick head ?

OK let’s test your accounting skills then… how would you make this entry?

“On his way home Lordo bought a new skewer on credit for his doner kebab shop in Nof London, but his kids used it in the garden playing Ottoman conquests. Now an official toy, the $150 skewer never saw a day’s work and now even his wife sometimes uses it for pricking the homemade bread baking in the mud-brick oven.”

How would you process this transaction?

A. Debit “petty cash” and credit “equipment”
B. Credit “bank” and debit “equipment”
C. Debit “bank” and credit “assets”
D. Specify other.