If the Cyprus Forum was the Olympics here’s who would win the GOLD…
1. The Monathlon: Robin Hood
Unique accomplishment: Going around in circles all by himself!
2. The Chicken and Spoon race: Yialoser & Kurupet
Toss a rubber chicken in the midst of these two… and they’re off!
3. Purveyor of Nonsense: RW
The man who turned nonsense into an art form and everything else into… nonsense.
4. Most conjectures posted p/second: Paphitis
Holder of the most unique debating strategy “conjecture saturation”, this man’s staggering rate of fire is sure to leave opponents confused and disabled.
5. Mono-Block stacking: Sotos
Did you enjoy playing with Lego bricks as a child? Well some never stopped…
6. Hit and Run: CBBB
Just when you think it’s safe to have your say along comes the sneaky jaguar ready to pounce…
7. Asihtir delivery: B25
Fancy a good old fashioned Cypriot mouthful? You’ve come to the right place!
8. Sports Correspondent: Cap
Pretty much anyone who moves and gets a medal is good news to Cap.
9. Nose picking: Jerry
When nothing less than a good dig will do… you can count on Jerry to deliver the goods!
10. Extreme Lifestyles: Miltiades
Twice rejected National Geographic from producing an exclusive documentary, this man’s adventures are not for the faint hearted!
Now add your own boys & girls…