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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:16 am

...that's funny!
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby Pyrpolizer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:55 am

erolz66 wrote:Instructions

Use the advanced search function of the forum and put your username in the 'Search for author:' box. Put the word 'Cyprus' (without quote marks) in the 'Search for keywords:' box and press the 'Search' button. Record the 'Search found x matches' number, found near the top right of the results page as - Number A
Do the same with 'Greece' in the 'Search for keywords:' box and record as - Number B
Do the same with 'Turkey' in the 'Search for keywords:' box and record as - Number C
Do the same with 'Russia' in the 'Search for keywords:' box and record as - Number D

Total numbers A,B,C and D and record the result as Number E

Divide 100 by Number E and multiply this result by Number A and record this result as Number F

Subtract 50 from Number F and you have your 'Cyprus centric posting index score'

Results

Over 10 - congratulations. you are a top Cyprus centric poster.
5-10 - You are a Cyprus centric poster but could try and focus a bit more on Cyprus and less on other countries.
0-5 - You are a Cyprus centric poster but should try and focus a bit more on Cyprus and less on other countries.
less than 0 - you are on the wrong forum !


2.41 for me. I don't get it :roll:

Oh, it's RH's fault. Too many references to Russia ever since I started talking with him :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:09 pm

:idea: You can repeat the test with “cunt”, “plonker”, “dickhead”, “wanker”, and “tosser” to see how articulate you are with the English language. 8)
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:34 pm

And this proves why Turks and arithmetic are incompatible! :lol:

Methinks you got ahead of yourself with the compliments you received for your "Cosmo" style questionnaire. :P
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby erolz66 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:36 pm

Cypriot, no special interest in Russia and still a negative score. Impressive.
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:40 pm

My birthplace .... oh dear, forgot to mention it's ........... Cyprus! :D Have you made such a post? Priceless! Infinite! Incalculable :D

- Keep posting any old shit about Cyprus (as you have done) and you can group yourself with those discussing Cyprus in a meaningful way and there's no way your stupid calculations will distinguish ... :P
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby AlanwithoneL » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:37 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:My birthplace .... oh dear, forgot to mention it's ........... Cyprus! :D Have you made such a post? Priceless! Infinite! Incalculable :D

- Keep posting any old shit about Cyprus (as you have done) and you can group yourself with those discussing Cyprus in a meaningful way and there's no way your stupid calculations will distinguish ... :P

Nice eyes but ugly inside :roll:
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby Cap » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:03 pm

That's why I refrain from posting on this foreign fuxated bullsh** forum.
It's always about undermining Cypriots and somehow elevating some BalkanAnatolian neigboring country's importance.
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Re: How Cyprus centric a poster are you ?

Postby Cap » Sun Apr 15, 2018 7:06 pm

Hey Erol,
On this bullsh** Forum
It's all about the GTB. 'Greek, Turkish, British'
Almost never about the C. ''Cypriot.'
Am I right??
be honest.

Well then, I'm all about the C.
I don't care about the rest.
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